The Naked Noodle
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Me: The Naked Noodle Herself
I’m Lisa—mother, new grandmother, partner, aunt, sister, lesbian, and unapologetic lover of life, both outdoors and in. I’m the kind of woman who’ll cuddle up on the couch with a movie marathon one night, then tear down a country road on two or four wheels the next. I live for connection, chaos, and the kind of laughter that makes your ribs ache.
My herd includes three doodles, a few majestic horses, and a goat named Stormy who thinks she’s my child—and honestly, she’s not wrong. She’s spoiled, stubborn, and my soul twin in hooves. Animals are my therapy, my joy, and my daily reminder that love doesn’t need words.
I cook with heart, travel with curiosity, and work harder than most. I’ve been burned by lies, heartbreak, and betrayal—but I’m still here. Still betting on myself. Still giving, even when it hurts. My healing journey has taught me that I’ve been the doormat, the fixer, the forgiver. No more. Growing older is an art, and I’m painting with every messy, glorious brushstroke.
I love fiercely. If I’m in your corner, you’ll feel it. If I’m not—run. I don’t do bullies, cruelty, or Trump. I do truth, sass, and second chances.
And I’m lucky to share life with a partner who’s devoted, protective, loving, and loyal. She’s shown me that not everyone is horrible—that we all have our issues, but some people choose to face them with grace, honesty, and heart. Her love reminds me that healing is possible, and that being truly seen is worth the risk.
She’s also the one who gave me the nickname Naked Noodle—because apparently, I’m “a little spicy, a little slippery, and always best served with no filter.” I took it as a compliment. Now it’s a brand.
The Naked Noodle is my space to share personal stories about aging, healing, loving, and living out loud. No filters. No fluff. Just real stories from a woman who’s done the work and still has a hell of a lot to say, filled with life lessons that resonate.
